24, Australia, May or may not be filled with gin.

bootslots:

do you ever play cards against humanity and there’s that moment where the perfect card for the hand is in your hand and you just go “my time has come” and lay it down with such grace

and then you don’t get the point

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Part of me wants to be in a long term relationship  with a boy, living with our cat and dog in a house where everyone comes over for dinner.

And

Another part of me that just wants to do nothing but drink with and fuck random hairy and bearded men every night of the week.

tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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bromancing-the-stone:

I don’t care that I’m 24, I’ll always lift my hand toward an automatic door and pretend I have telekinetic powers.

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discoverynews:

King Tut Re-Creation Presents a Shocking Image
Tutankhamun’s beautiful golden mask, the embodiment of a man secure in his power, has been flattering the pharaoh for many centuries, according to the most detailed image yet of the teenage king’s face and body.
In the flesh, King Tut had a club foot, a pronounced overbite and girlish hips, says a “virtual autopsy” built using more than 2,000 computerized tomography (CT) scans of the pharaoh’s body. Learn more

discoverynews:

King Tut Re-Creation Presents a Shocking Image

Tutankhamun’s beautiful golden mask, the embodiment of a man secure in his power, has been flattering the pharaoh for many centuries, according to the most detailed image yet of the teenage king’s face and body.

In the flesh, King Tut had a club foot, a pronounced overbite and girlish hips, says a “virtual autopsy” built using more than 2,000 computerized tomography (CT) scans of the pharaoh’s body. Learn more

BITCH WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ABOUT MY HAIR!?

BITCH WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ABOUT MY HAIR!?

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