Give me a good film Noir and a bottle of gin and i'll be happy to stay inside.
23 and a terrible gay, probably still in Australia

skittles328:

sadistic-tampon:

themano:

Pika

I JUSFT HIT KMY HEAD OF THE DOOR I THOUGHT THIDS WOUDL BE A CUTE STOP MOTION ANIMATION WITH A PIKACHU AND A CAT OH MY GFOD

I’m crying

(via amphaaron)

Probably the worst woman to give them to because they’re so confusing

I thought that for a bit then i realized that they are just so stupidly simple all you can basically do on it is text and make calls, oh and take super blurry pics. 

50 year old women LOVE BLURRY PHOTOS 

So im borrowing a Windows phones at the moment and all i just have to say that they awful and should only be given to 50 year old women.